South...

The South is the best place to live, it's a classy (yet refined) region where everyone has the same accent. We "twang" our way through syllables and metaphors. We are most famous for our food and drink. Sweet Tea is a must, if you prefer it unsweet your not southern, you are most likely a "northerner" Mashed potatoes and cole slaw are two of our many favorites, along with hushpuppies and fried chicken."Ya'll" is not spelled "y'all" it's just not the way we do it so don't correct us. We abbreviate everythig we say. For example: "home cookin', somethin', thinkin, take a likin' to'" all without the g, for some reason. We monogram everything from towels to toothbrushes (Yes, it's true. I've seen it). Some people are annoyed with our "Southern hospitality" but does that matter? Being nice is our way of life. We invite you in, pour you a glass of sweet tea, ask how your Aunt Betty is doing these days, or maybe watch a little "Duck Dynasty". Pearls, cowboy boots, and white dresses are a staple, especially at football games (depending on your team). There is an unlimited amout of Beer here, we literally never run out. It's weird how everywhere you see, there is a Bud light in a coozie. It's also a known fact that every girl is pretty here, we are all "southern belles" with our manners and dainty napkins. Just kidding, southern girls aren't always proper. We go mudding, hunting, deep sea fishin' (see what I did there?) and even kegging, don't judge. We also have the best kind of music, "Cuhntree Mewsick" as it is pronouced. Kenny, Brad, Eric, Keith, Lady Antebullum, Carrie. All the best! You don't like the South? Well your britches may be on too tight because we are the best of the best. There realy insn't wrong with us!

Oh the places you'll go...

Oh the places I would love to adventure to, there are too many. From the busy streets of London, to the Champs-Elysees in Paris. Oh the places I want to live, too many to count. Tuscany by day and Edinburgh by night. Oh the places i dream of, which one shall I go? L.A is calling, but Manhatten is waiting. Oh the places i've been, not so many, sadly. Colorado, that's it, like i said "not so much". Oh the places I've seen, in pictures and polaroids. South Africa and New Zealand, lush with excitment.

But those places, I may never see. L.A and Paris, so far from me. I must wait till the perfect time! To eat the profiteroles, to "push" the leaning tower of Piza and sip the British tea. I may never see these places, but I can surely dream. because dreaming cannot stop you, from anything at all. As long as your mind is imagining it, it's possible...